hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

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feverything:

snowmean:

tariqah:

violaslayvis:

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She delivered

So.. Don’t take her advise then

i mean it was “how to murder your husband” not “how to get away with murdering your husband” you get what you pay for

a quiet place (2018)

merrigold:

me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*

nicecream:
“i want swerve’s little car face to be expressive…
”

nicecream:

i want swerve’s little car face to be expressive…

cyber-phobia:

Me: I draw Transformers

Person: Oh! You must be really good at drawing cars then!

Me:

Me: a what

why-animals-do-the-thing:

sitta-pusilla:

This is your periodic reminder to stop feeding, petting, grabbing, and otherwise harassing the wildlife. In addition to the danger you put yourself and other people in, when you habituate a wild animal to human food or contact you set them up for disaster. A fed animal is a dead animal.

Pretty much this. This situation happened because the sea lion was habituated to people and brave enough to start looking for food to steal (my best guess is the edge of the kid’s dress looked like the paper wrapping on a sandwich). Don’t fuck with the wildlife, because it fucks up the life of the wildlife. 

meleemaster101:
“Australia is just playing life on death wish mode
”

meleemaster101:

Australia is just playing life on death wish mode

kilomonster:

birbboba:

Would you buy from this bakery?? …Are they qualified?

…I have a new New Year’s Resolution for 2019.

poolsofchrome:
“Tell me what you see. Take your time…
”

poolsofchrome:

Tell me what you see. Take your time…

dailycyclonus:

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dearpercocet:

striderepiphany:

bisexuael:

i’m begging y’all… PLEASE don’t keep saying shit like hecking in 2019…. just say the fuck word

Hey listen my mom says hecking what do you want her to do?? Say fuck? Huh? You want my mom to say fuck? ?

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tmgpodcast:

the DELIVERY

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